The Gainesville Fear Garden
Behind the bar, we've built a
...test kitchen...of sorts.
A Laboratory for the development of novel methods for the
efficient elicitation of
terror.
You'll be fine. Just a few quick tests, I promise. 30-40 minutes tops, and you only have to wear a blindfold for part of it. It's very professional and not at all sketchy. The relevant authorities definitely know that we're doing this. You'll be fine.
Last year, we did it outside in a big tent. (Our backyard budget debut.)
Not this time.
The Tent is only the Beginning.
Welcome to V. 2
Okay fine. No more marketing spin.
We're a nerdy, offbeat haunted house attraction.
Give us a shot? (Novelty is good for human brains.)